Real Estate ebook

“You’re About To Learn The Closely Guarded Secrets That 99.9% of the Other Idiots in the World Will Never Know About Making Money in Real Estate...”

Let's skip the BS and cut to the chase. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. I'm ridiculously good looking. And I'm better than you.....I'm also FILTHY RICH.

You may know me from one of my other infamous website about making money online such as TheRichJerk.com. But that money is pennies compared to what I earn in real estate. I've made MILLIONS in Real Estate. And while others are panicking about a real estate “bubble”, I’m licking my chops. I want properties, and I want them now. I’m ALWAYS buying and selling. And I ALWAYS make a profit, no matter what the current market situation is. It’s like I have a license to print money.

Other People's Money

I buy ocean-front homes, commercial buildings, apartment buildings, warehouses, land, and more. And I do it with OPM = Other People’s Money. Why should I use my own cash if I don’t have to? My black Amex card and my bulging money clip are all mine. I have a private stash of hard money lenders that will give cash to ANYONE.

What I’m telling you is that you can have sh*tty credit, and NO MONEY, and STILL make a killing in real estate. I understand that this is probably hard to comprehend for someone like you. But it's 100% true, and average people are doing it every day. So wake up.

I'm sure you've seen all of the "get rich in real estate" products out there, sold by those real estate “gurus” you see on late night televison. If you enjoyed studying in school, then their stuff is definitely for you. As a matter of fact, I’ve found their materials are quite helpful if you enjoy waking up ankle-deep in your own drool. 1600 pages of manuals, 26 hours of video, and 14 hours of audio - all from a guy with the personality of a precocious, adderall-overdosed 12 year old? Hmmmm.... That sounds like something I would NOT be interested in. Maybe its just me.

I’m not interested in reading and studying tapes.....for MONTHS. Let alone listening to some jack-off babbling about how smart he thinks he is because he made $100k last year in real estate. That’s NOTHING. $80k of that probably came from selling his lame-ass course about how to make money in real estate. Ever heard of the saying “Fake it until you make it”? That’s what these guys do. Once they’ve sold enough of their courses to idiots, they can finally afford to actually BUY some real estate.

On the other hand, I've personally learned from the best of the best. My sources have done time in prison for their “creative” deals. While all of the real estate "get rich quick” guys were paying college dropouts to ghostwrite their BS courses, I was busy visiting posh minimum security prisons to interview the REAL deal makers so I could get an unfair advantage. And you won’t believe the secrets they whispered to me. You’re probably too sensitive to even handle it.

Actually, you should probably leave my website right now. I'm pretty sure you aren't serious about making money in real estate. You're probably just browsing the web, fantasizing again about being able to make some serious money some day, and leaving your lame-ass job. But we both know that 5 minutes from now, you'll be exiting this site with your tail between your legs thinking "it's just too hard to make money in real estate". Then you'll venture to other sites more suitable for the 12-year-old mindset. And the dream will be over for today. But you'll be back living your 15 minute dream again in a few days. And the cycle continues....while your bank account laughs at you.

But if you ARE serious about taking control of your life and your financial situation, I've taken the hard work out of everything, and crafted a fool-proof plan. I've been doing it for 8 years now. Buy low, sell high. And, use none of my own money. You gotta love it.

How many deals like those above would it take for you to change your lifestyle?

Seem Complicated?

It's not. Far from it. Idiots won't be overwhelmed at all, and experienced real estate investors won't be bored.

Did you know that the top 1% of the population control over 50% of the wealth in the U.S.? And do you know how most of them made their money? Real Estate. This isn't some fantasy. It's something you can see. Something you can touch. It's real. And others are doing it EVERY DAY. People who are a lot dumber than you (I know, hard to believe, right?). And they're doing it with sh*tty credit, and NO MONEY. That's what makes this opportunity so amazing. Where else can you get rich with bad credit and no money?

Now is the time. The perfect time to pick up foreclosured homes that people spent too much money on, with an adjustable rate mortgage that came back to bite them in the ass. I'll show you exactly how to make a killing on these properties, while at the same time helping people get out of a property they can't afford.

I'm even going to give you my personal list of investors who will pay you a finder's fee for simply bringing properties to their attention. There are thousands of distressed properties across the country. There's no way they can keep up. There are probably dozens in your area right now, waiting for someone to make a killing on. If you want a $5k or $10k finder's fee, you simply find the properties for my investors, and that's it. You're done. Otherwise, if you want to be more involved and possibly make hundreds of thousands of dollars, I'll also throw in my personal list of lenders in EVERY state. They will lend you money to secure a property for yourself - at pennies on the dollar - even if your credit sucks. Then you can go in and make a few improvements, and make out like a bandit. I do this all of the time. It's like taking candy from a baby. Ever seen that tv show called "Flip this House"? Its that easy.

My Idiot-Proof 3 Step System:

Let me break it down for you.

• Find the Properties (My system automates this)
• Find the Investors (I have an exclusive list of ready and willing investors)
• Get the Deal Done (Rinse & Repeat. Next!)

Are You Ready To Get Rich?

Look, either you want to change your life, or you don't. That's up to you. My idiot-proof guide to making money in real estate is just 37 bucks. And it comes with a 60 day money back guarantee. If for any reason you want your money back, you can have it! And I'll let you keep the book!

So what do you have to lose? NOTHING. If you're skeptical, then GO AWAY. I don't have time to deal with sissies. But if you are one of the few who are ready for a change, grab a copy of my ebook below, and get ready to enjoy the ride.